A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while

on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes

in the worst way but was very reluctant to pay the high prices that

the local vendors were asking.


After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the

shopkeepers, the young blonde declared , 'Well, then, maybe I'll just

go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes

for free!'


The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't

you go on and give it a try?'


The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the

same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in

hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator

swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took

aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby

were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on

the bank, watching in silent amazement as Blonde struggled

mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.

Then,
rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....

'CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!'