pumitania wrote:
I have never ever been to a meet in my life. The MM will be my first: you guys will pop my cherry!
And to tell you the truth I am a bit nervous...
You'll be just fine. It will go something like this.
You'll walk into the piano bar with butterflies in your stomach and search the room for a familiar face. You wont see any at first. But, then he walks into the room with a swagger , strong chin and a bouquet of flowers in hand. "That's the guy from the forum you think" Your palms will start to sweat as he comes closer. You take a deep breath as he says: "Pumitania I assume?" There's a lump in your throat and you answer in a goofy way: "Uh yes, I think so. Are you Quagmire?" He nods seductively as he hands you the flowers and takes your hand. Nervously, you follow him back to his suite. Inside there are mirrors on the ceiling above the King-sized bed. There's a bottle of champagne cooling in an ice bucket and a low, hypnotic tune is playing on the radio. He turns and kisses you deeply and your heart starts to pound furiously. "This is madness!" you think , "I just met him!". But your inner passion gives way to animal lust and you began to slowly undress...
Oops, thought this was the speed dating forum. Disregard the above. but here's
Quagmire:
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/best_of_quamire_from_family_guy.htm
and my dog slasher 
would not be welcomed with open arms at a meet?
... Love Quagmire, freakin hillarious 
